Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
But guess what... I dint feel so bad after all, when I read this!!:
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and can not tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
And this...
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably a cross-dresser. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Leos take the cake though. Ha! And it helps that I never got along with them. Ever!
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